š Give the gift of ironic comfort. Because nothing says 'I got you' like a tiny faceless death with a latte and a cat.
Because even Death needs a coffee breakāand a cuddle.
Meet Mr. Reaps-a-Lot, your new desk buddy, emotional crutch, and cosmic truth-teller. Heās cloaked, caffeinated, and cradling a smug little cat whoās clearly seen the void and decided itās nap time.
Perfect for:
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Existentially exhausted millennials
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Burned-out corporate survivors
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Goths with a soft side
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Cat lovers who also love irony
š Comes with an Official Emotional Support Card:
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Certified by the Department of Existential Services & Snacks
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Valid for use during:
Features:
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Hand-painted resin perfection
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Cat included (and is happier than you)
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Coffee cup = emotional armor
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Face? Optional. Support? Eternal.
āYouāre not dying aloneāyouāre dying with style.ā
ā The Reaper, probably
SIZE:
Cat-holding Grim Reaper A
Product size: 6.5*6*12cm
Scythe Grim Reaper B
Product size: 5.5*5.5*12cm
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